it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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