we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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