I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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