I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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