shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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