Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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