I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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