Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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