I don't think brook has ever known best
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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