You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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