Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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