somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
