what if I'm pregnant?
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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