know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
wow bdsm is so cute
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize
