Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Your shirt... Was in my pants
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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