I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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