Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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