So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
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