I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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