You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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