found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Drake has all the answers
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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