I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Randomize
