i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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