I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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