Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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