So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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