I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
third nipple confirmed
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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