Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
they call him Oral-B. enough said
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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