Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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