make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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