Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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