lets start a swedish sibling band together
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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