No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
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