But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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