There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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