Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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