Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I cut my penus on the lid.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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