capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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