I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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