Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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