does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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