I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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