his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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