if you like me you must not know who I am
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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