You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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