if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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