i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
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