I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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