I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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