HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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